Archive for July, 2009

Ah, the memories. Welcome back the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Friday, July 31st, 2009

It's been known for awhile that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would be wearing throwback jerseys this year in the November 8th game against the Green Bay Packers.  What wasn't known is which uniforms would be worn. 

All that can be put to rest as the throwbacks were modeled and worn by current players.  They apparently will wear the throwbacks one or two times over the next five years.  The uniforms are sure to bring back some nostalgic moments for the glory days gone by.

The only that makes me sad is that Barrett Ruud didn't have his fierce mustache for this picture. 


First Attempt At Pedaling A Bicycle

Friday, July 31st, 2009
A great moment in front of my house this morning: Dad is teaching his tyke to ride a bicycle.

The kid took time to say "cheese" in between his first attempts at pedaling a bicycle with training wheels. Check out the kids knee pads -- he's ready for any possibility.

Oh, those dirty white boys: Foreigner strikes deal with Wal-Mart

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Foreigner

One of our favorite jukebox heroes of the '80s, Foreigner now has followed the lead of Journey and AC/DC and cut an exclusive marketing deal with Wal-Mart.

Foreigner announced this week that is is releasing a three-disc set of new and classic material on Sept. 29. Titled Can't Slow Down, it will include a CD of new tune, a disc of remixed older tunes and a live DVD. Total price: $12.

The three-disc set and price is nearly identical to Journey's Revelation deal with Wal-Mart, which helped fuel sales big time for the band.

"As we've been off the album scene for some time, we need a lot of support to get the word out," Foreigner's Mick Jones told the Associated Press. "Although we've played a tremendous amount of shows, a lot of the public doesn't realize that we're back."

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While searching for a rat, St. Petersburg woman finds a bazooka shell

Friday, July 31st, 2009

ST. PETERSBURG — An elderly woman's search for a rodent in her garage Thursday afternoon instead led to the discovery of a bazooka shell, authorities said.

Police say Jeanne Tipton called authorities shortly after 3 p.m. to pick up the projectile, which she had found while trying to locate a rat she'd heard.

Before police arrived, the 81-year-old moved the shell from the attic, which was above the garage, to her backyard.

Officers from the Tampa Police Department's bomb squad removed the item, determined to be an inert practice round. St. Petersburg officers asked neighbors to remain inside and blocked traffic in the Shore Acres neighborhood while they worked.

The projectile is believed to be at least 40 years old. Tipton told police her brother had been a Marine in World War II and had stored several things in the attic before moving in 1969.

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From Tampabay.com

Recognizing Employees

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Let's say you are a rogue manager. For the scenario that I am about to disclose could not possibly have been condoned by this company's leadership. Actually it was. It is just so incredulous that I have no other way...

The Cargo Bike Hauls A Mighty Bounty From Fun-Lan

Friday, July 31st, 2009

This morning I showed Bicycle Stories girlfriend the magic of the Fun-Lan Market at the 22nd Street drive-in and also the cargo-hauling power of my errand bike, a simple mountain bike I outfitted with two wide but smooth-tread tires and a sturdy rear metal rack that supports two big saddle bags for carrying all types of stuff.

We found quite the bounty of goods at ol' Fun-Lan, including two giant jasmine bushes that Bicycle Stories girlfriend acquired for the front of the Bicycle Stories house.

Check out the rig at full carrying capacity: The bike easily supported the two big jasmine shrubs atop the saddle bags that were filled with all types of fruits and vegetables.




My two saddle bags carried all this loot:

1 big watermelon
1 avocado
1 cauliflower
2 big bags of grapes
2 bags of carrots
3 zucchinis
5 tomatoes
3 pounds of apples
5 onions
1 box of stir fry mix
2 boxes of cookies
2 bottles of vinegar
3 cans of sauces

And to top that off, the cargo bike carroed two large jasmine bushes.

Comments and conversations from the road

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Me: Oh my God. Isn’t this July?
Tour Guide: (nodding) Mark Twain said the coldest winter of his life was the summer he spent in San Francisco.
Me: (looking around and shivering) Word. My nipples just fell off.
Tour Guide: (blink, blink, blink) I prefer Twain.

Me: This vacation certainly isn’t the romantic getaway we envisioned.
Husband: Because you stopped plucking your eyebrows and I stopped plucking my ears?
Me: No. It’s because we invited the kids to come along with us.

Oldest: Wow, Mom. Thanks for getting us up at 5am to visit a deserted prison where the scariest men in America were kept and where some of them shot and killed several prison guards. I especially liked the part where three of them made dummy heads before escaping through the wall.
Youngest: Those dummy heads scared the bejesus out of me.
Husband: It’s not a vacation if we don’t have nightmares for at least two months afterwards.
Me: Say it with me: theme parks are for pussies.

Husband: Why aren’t you following the GPS?
Me: That ignorant whore has lied to me about “estimated time of arrival” for the last time.
Husband: That time is based on the route you refuse to follow. Plus you should drive the speed limit.
Me: Why are you always defending her?

Husband: Did you leave your heart in San Francisco?
Me: No. But I did leave two pounds due to questionable Chinese food and “mystery” guacamole.

Me: I went to sleep and it was 57 degrees. Now it’s 108. What happened?
Husband: Oregon. Oregon happened.

Me: What kind of local wine do you serve?
Waitress: We don’t serve alcohol.
Me: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. This is The *Vintage* Cafe, right? Surrounded by Oregon’s finest vineyards?
Waitress: This is a family restaurant.
Me: (snorts) I call bullshit. Most families I know require a full bar.

Boat capsizing survivor Nick Schuyler finally breaks his silence to HBO’s Real Sports

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Schuylertattoo The area's biggest interview get has finally been gotten

Nick Schuyler, the former University of South Florida football player who survived the capsizing of a boat in the Gulf of Mexico which killed three of his friends, will finally tell his story next month to HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.

Schuyler's interview -- where he presumably will talk about his rescue after clinging to a boat motor for two days in a spot 35 miles south of Clearwater -- airs on the show at 10 p.m. Aug. 18, reported by correspondent Bernard Goldberg.

The tragedy became a white hot national story in March because Schuyler's friends were all athletes; former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith and former University of South Florida player Will Bleakley. Their bodies were never found (at right, is a photo of a tattoo memorializing his friends published on the Web site TheDirty.com).

Once Schuyler was rescued, news outlets from across the globe tried to secure his story, and speculation ran rampant over who might actually earn the "get" (as TV people call it). John Dunn, a spokesman for Tampa General Hospital, said Schuyler was adamant that he would not speak with media while recovering there, and discouraged family members from conducting interviews, as well.

Missingboater "I got the feeling he had more than enough on his mind without worrying about (the media coverage)," said Dunn, who initially had to place media on the hospital's loading dock, because so many reporters showed up unexpectedly when the story exploded. "I told the family, 'Once you talk to one of them, you'll have to talk with all of them.' "

It didn't help that initial reporting during the search for the players, who were missing for two days before the news broke, was occasionally inaccurate, with some local outlets reporting Cooper had also been rescued.

Schuyler, who seemed to work hard to avoid media after leaving the hospital, may have concluded HBO's sports investigative show Real Sports was the best place to tell his admittedly difficult story.

(Many thanks to Times staff writer Brant James who contributed to this story)

Disorderly

Friday, July 31st, 2009
As it should be noted: As Justice Powell wrote in the seminal case, Lewis v. City of New Orleans, “a properly trained officer may reasonably be expected to exercise a higher degree of restraint than an average citizen, and thus be less likely to respond belligerently to ‘fighting words’.” Never mind those activist judges. Disorderly Conduct: Conversation About [...]

The Ultimate Argument

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Extremely strong evidence presented in the case for proof of existence of a benevolent supreme being who loves us and wants us to be happy
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Extremely strong evidence presented to refute the case for proof of existence of a benevolent supreme being who loves us and wants us to be happy
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IRS says Hillsborough power broker Ralph Hughes owed not $69 million in back taxes, but $300 million

Friday, July 31st, 2009

The late Ralph Hughes, shown with state Sen. Ronda Storms in 2006 at a Plant City Republican event.

The Tampa Tribune is reporting that a new court filing by the Internal Revenue Service has more than quadrupled the amount of money it says it is owed by the estate of the late Ralph Hughes, a powerful anti-tax power broker in Hillsborough County.

From the Trib story:

Before he died last year, conservative powerbroker Ralph Hughes fraudulently took millions of dollars of his companies’ assets, leaving the businesses insolvent and owing nearly $300 million to the IRS, the federal government says in a new court filing.

Earlier this month, Hillsborough County Commissioners voted to remove Hughes’ name from the county’s Moral Courage Award. Hughes’ family asked that his name be taken off the award after The Tampa Tribune and TBO.com revealed the Internal Revenue Service claim that Hughes died owing more than $69 million in federal taxes.

Hughes’ family has disputed the IRS charges, saying he paid millions in taxes and would not avoid his responsibilities to the government.

That breaks down to “$128 million in back taxes, $117 million in penalties and $54 million in interest.”

Comment on A whole new meaning to talking shit…. by Debbie Yost

Friday, July 31st, 2009

I have to say, I don’t think I could get past the though of that tooth being in my poop either. It hurts, but I think you made the right decision.

Once when my sister was a toddler, she swallowed a couple screws. My mom had to watch her poop to make sure they passed, but they weren’t ever going back in someones mouth. Panning your child’s poop is a whole lot different than you own, too!

The Creature from the Black Lagoon (in 3D!) this Sunday at the Tampa Theatre

Friday, July 31st, 2009

This is the movie I’ve been waiting for! This Sunday at 3pm the Tampa Theatre will show The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954). In 3D!

“A classic of the science fiction/horror genre, Creature From The Black Lagoon follows a group of scientists who come across the fossilized hand of a human fish creature while digging in the Amazon. That night, the creature emerges from the swamp to kill. The creature’s plans change, however, once he spies the lovely female scientist on the team….”

“Everyone gets free uber cool 3D glasses!”

From the mid-1920s until the mid-1950s Universal Studios managed to create THE most iconic images of movie horror to ever exist. The blockbuster success of Lon Chaney in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) and The Phantom of the Opera (1925) prompted studio head Carl Laemmle Jr. to focus considerable attention on the horror flick.

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This led to the production of perhaps the two greatest horror movies ever made – Dracula (1931) and Frankenstein (1931). Each spawned fantastically successful franchises, and launched the careers of Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. These two movies have become so woven into our cultural memory that it’s easy to forget how ground-breaking they really were. When I went back and watched these movies earlier this year it struck me how much I thought I knew about them was wrong. Most of my memories of these two movies is actually memory of the pastiches and parodies.

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The 1930s also saw the creation of The Mummy (1932) and The Invisible Man (1933), and 1941 brought Lon Chaney, Jr.’s heart-wrenching Wolf Man. Universal produced about four dozen horror movies in this thirty year span. Some, like Bride of Frankenstein (1935) matched up well to the original, while others (like Werewolf of London (1935) which didn’t actually have a werewolf in it) were ground out to capitalize on the Universal reputation. Some are forgotten gems, like Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943), a stunningly dark movie in which the protagonist (Lon Chaney, Jr. reprising his role as Lawrence Talbot, the Wolf Man) is driven to find a way to commit suicide.

By the 1950s the Universal horror franchises had deteriorated into literal self-parodies as each was resurrected to perform comedic pratfalls for Abbott and Costello movies.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) was Universal’s last attempt to regain its monster-making form. After two sequels Universal essentially ended three decades of movie monster greatness.

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The Creature was originally shot and released in 3D, and the showing at the Tampa Theatre is a rare opportunity to see the movie as it was intended. Much of the underwater footage was filmed in Wakulla Springs, just south of Tallahassee, Florida.

If you’re there on Sunday, be sure to say Hi!

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‘Alien’ prequel in the works: In Hollywood, no one can hear ’80s fans scream

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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One of the more underrated sci-fi movie series of the '80s is set for a new big-screen treatment. Director Ridley Scott is now on board to film a "prequel" of his landmark Alien flick.

The original 1979 was followed by three sequels -- the best I think was James Cameron's 1986 Aliens -- but this new movie presumably will track the origin of the alien that haunted Ripley (Sigourney Weaver and poor John Hurt) time after time.

Variety.com says Jon Spaihts will write the prequel and that Scott, who directed the original but passed on the sequels, will return to helm the project. No release date has been announced and no casting decisions have been made.

So where does the Alien franchise stand in the sci-fi hall of fame? Where does it rank among classic '80s movie far?

Tempers flare at RNC re: Greer’s election

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Old grudges die hard, and at the Republican National Committee (RNC) meeting this week, some wounds from this year's contentious election for chairman are being reopened.

Jim Greer, chairman of the Florida Republican Party and a key ally of RNC Chairman Michael Steele, is running to head the party's influential Rules Committee, with Steele's backing.

That doesn't sit well with some conservatives, who see Greer as a centrist. Former South Carolina Republican Party Chairman Katon Dawson, who came in second to Steele in January's vote for chairman, gave an interview to The Washington Times that gave voice to what some privately say about Greer.

"Greer is the single most disliked guy on the RNC — that would be my guess," Dawson told the Times in an article that ran Thursday morning.

Asked for his reaction, Greer said he and Dawson had always had a good relationship.

"I was disappointed," Greer told The Hill. "I think his comments, not only about me but in the broader text, continue to demonstrate his frustration in losing the chairmanship in January."

Dawson, who stepped down as South Carolina party leader after eight years on the job earlier this year, was seen as the more conservative candidate in the final match-up with Steele. He and Greer have rarely seen eye to eye on internal party matters.

"Parties are judged by wins and losses, and under Jim Greer's leadership, Florida turned blue," Dawson fired back in an e-mail to The Hill. "[Former] Gov. Jeb Bush [R] governed as a conservative and the Republican Party flourished under his leadership. But Jim Greer has chosen to abandon our party's core conservative principles and the results speak for themselves."

Several candidates for RNC chairman were put off by Greer's late endorsement of Steele, after the Florida chairman considered his own bid for the party's top slot for months.

Two more conservative members of the RNC, Arizona national committeeman Bruce Ash and North Dakota national committeeman Curly Hoaglund, are running as well, and it's anyone's ballgame.

Dawson is backing Hoaglund from afar, while influential Rules Committee member Morton Blackwell, Virginia's national committeeman, supports Ash. From The Hill

Rick Baker to endorse Bill Foster

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Rick Baker will endorse Bill Foster a week before the primary election, according to a universally respected, retired elected official and his wife, both of whom are very close to the campaign but wish to remain anonymous because the information was told them while in a church setting. According to these sources, Bill Foster campaign manager Jim Neader personally confirmed the prospect of Baker's endorsement. Developing...

Will they have to worship us, Mum?

Friday, July 31st, 2009

So, during our recent trip to the UK, we got to take the train numerous times.  When we stayed in London, we found that on the train line from the hubby’s sister’s house in to the city is a town with the same surname as us.   The boys got a real kick out of seeing a real, live place (or rather a sign at a train station to be more exact) named after them. 

Especially my middle son. 

He is a bit of a thinker after all.

He likes to come out with profound comments. 

As we were passing through the town, he looked all introspective and turned to me to say, “I’d like to move here, Mum.”

“Yes, dear.  It would be kind of cool wouldn’t it?” I replied.

“Yes,” I could see his mind ticking. 

“Mum?” he looked earnestly at me.

“Yes.”  I said.

“If we moved to this town, Mum?”

“Yes.”

“Mum?”

“What is it?”

“If we move here, will they have to worship us, Mum?”

 

And, there you have it . . . that’s my son . . . profound, or what?

Friday Funk: Johnny Guitar Watson; A Real Mother For Ya

Friday, July 31st, 2009


For my money, this is one of the best bass lines ever. I dare you to try to sit completely still, ha!

Bon Weekend, everyone.

XXX
D.

Win a $16,000 Backyard Makeover

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Historic Shed is pleased to be participating in the $16,000 ULTIMATE BACKYARD MAKEOVER. The contest is hosted by Backyard Getaway and sponsored by WQ|Magazine. The contest is open to homeowners in Sarasota and Manatee Counties. Entries may be submitted starting August 1st and the Top Ten Finalists will be announced August 24th, 2009. The finalists will be voted on during August 24 - September

Why are parents of joy-riding 7-year-old taking him on the Today show?

Friday, July 31st, 2009

One of TV's biggest pet peeves for my wife and I are all the examples of bad parenting shown as acceptable behavior and reinforced on television.

Parents who are inconsistent. Parents who don't follow through on promised punishments. Parents who are so worried about their kids disapproval they avoid discipline and rules. Parents who treat serious infractions by kids as sources of humor.

Prestonscarbrough All these habits are often shown as acceptable behavior on TV series and commercials, though they can often lead to real-life trouble for parents who don't set clear boundaries for their kids and enforcement them consistently.

Which brings me to the 7-year-old Utah boy who jumped in a car an engaged police in a low-speed chase, supposedly because he didn't want to go to church. Initially, his parents avoided media interviews, saying they didn't want to provide "incentive or reward for his actions."

So why did the family appear on the Today show this morning, laughing and joking with host Meredith Vieira like little Preston Scarbrough had faked a stomach ache to get out of school?

"We saw the video the day before yesterday and that was the first time it became...started to become a little bit funny to us," said father Daniel Scarbrough this morning. "We could be sitting here for a lot different reason right now."

The parents say they're cutting off his TV and video games and grounding him for four days. I'm guessing that starts after the flight to New York City, where they meet celebrities like Vieira and the rest of Today's cast while appearing on national television to trade quips about his joy ride.

Daniel called his son a "cotton candy" average kid, saying "This could have happened to anybody." Which treats the incident like an illness or something involuntary, instead of a dangerous choice made by a very lucky young boy. And it seems a case of parental lunacy to treat the incident like a bizarre joke because he was lucky enough not to hurt himself or anyone else.

I'm always amazed at the ability of network TV bookers to get folks who should never be in front of a TV camera to talk about stuff they normally wouldn't tell anyone. But this is a new high (or low), enabling some seriously questionable parenting choices for the sake of an interesting segment.

Hope it was worth it.




 

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LakelandLocal.com – A Small Sliver

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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happymaking baby boy

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Oh, Mr. Moose. My moose-ee-goose. My moosers.

Your feet stink. You give weird, quiet kisses with your eyes wide open. You mimic sounds and trill like a tiny wookie child.

You crawl on your hands and knees and push up to sit and pivot--always in a hurry and diving for something else.

You love standing and you're starting to cruise with cautious, shuffling steps. Stop that! I'm not ready for your feet to take you anywhere, baby.

You chase your brother and you love balloons.

You love to eat. You want to eat everything. You love all kinds of flavors.

When you smile, you flail with joy.

You found your hands and you examine them, pivoting your chubby wrist with wonder.

I love you, baby boy.

Bear encounter No. II

Friday, July 31st, 2009

   And a bear that had been up a tree in Fort Walton Beach slipped by waiting police and ended up rifling through trash cans in Mary Esther, nwfdailynews.com reports.

   Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission technicians say they trapped that bear in April 2008 at Bob Hope Village and relocated it to Eglin Air Force Base property in Walton County.

   Wildlife technician Andrew Jernigan said he knew the bear’s background from its tag number.

Bear forages through back yards

Friday, July 31st, 2009

   Human-bear encounters are becoming about as common as alligator sightings in Florida these days.

   The latest report is from Daytona Beach, where a small Florida black bear is regularly visiting a neighborhood and scaring families into staying indoors, news-journalonline.com reports.

   “It comes into our back yard about two or three times a week and spends about 30 minutes,” Justin Cullins said. “The bear goes all through our neighborhood and goes through our trash.”

   The three-month bear mating season in Central Florida peaks in July, which means it’s prime time for bear sightings.

Purse snatcher uses stun gun

Friday, July 31st, 2009

   Just what we don't need: bad guys carrying stun guns.

   A good samaritan who tried to corral a purse-snatcher outside a 7-Eleven in Bradenton was zapped by the thief, the Manatee Sheriff’s Office told HeraldTribune.com.

   Three people ran after and tackled the thief. But while holding the thief on the ground, one of the samaritans was stunned in the leg, and the thief escaped. But he dropped the purse and all its belongings, which were returned to the owner.