Introducing “Ridiculously Inconsistent Trickle of Consciousness “
Thursday, December 18th, 2008Clark’s a character.
There we go, I said it. I went right to the point of Ridiculously Inconsistent Trickle of Consciousness: Clark Brooks is a character and worth your time.
From the blog header:
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I’d like this to be more than “Clark And What Pisses Him Off” (although there will definitely be some of that) so I’ll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know
But be forewarned, blog readers… Be very wary…
DISCLAIMER: I am dumber, uglier, and generally more badly behaved than anybody I criticize in this blog. So if you’re one of those people and you’re offended by something I say about you, take comfort in the fact that you’re a better person than I am. Unless you’re the driver of a minivan, in which case you are irredeemably worthless and will spend forever clinging desperately to the bottom rung of the societal ladder. Beyond that, all (or most of all) that matters will be revealed in the blog. If you used to subscribe to “This Week’s Ramblings” and were wondering if I’m the same guy, yes, I am. If for some reason you feel that you are entitled to an apology from me for some past transgression, there’s a fairly high likelihood that you’re correct so here you go: yeah, sorry about that.
It takes a big man to say he’s sorry. He may not have the foresight to know just what he’s sorry for (this time) but he’s sorry none the less. Props to the big man!
